Calif. College Students Decide The Best Person For Them To Marry Is...The Ocean

May 26, 2016May 26, 2016

(Parental warning: This story and attached video are mind-bogglingly bizarre, and even when toned down, are not appropriate for kids)

In a world where the definition of marriage gets desecrated more and more every day, where environmentalism has long been a religion, where young people go to college to get dumber, and where common sense is being condemned at every turn, a philosophy professor at Santa Monica College in California has led her students right over the edge of the cliff...and into the ocean.

In a ceremony that defies words and makes the environmentalists wailing at the loss of old growth trees in the forest of North Carolina look entirely sane, professor Amber Katherine held a "wedding" ceremony group of people seeking to become one with the sea. But instead of throwing themselves into the Santa Monica Bay and letting the current drag them away, the group of students stood on the beach; expressed their love, passion, and even lust for the ocean; and conducted a "marriage" ceremony complete with costumes, rings, music, vows, and...a first kiss?

According to Campus Reform, an officiator announced, “Today we stand upon this holy earth and in this sacred space to witness the rite of matrimony between the sea and us all.”

Another leader presented rings and declared, "With this ring, I bestow upon the sea the treasures of my mind heart and hands — as well as my body and soul. With the power vested in us, we now pronounce you ‘married to the sea.’”

But was this polygamous, trans-elemental "marriage" consensual on the ocean's part?

A participator self-identified as "Serenity' said she got consent the same way she has from trees.

“Back when I would hug trees in Santa Cruz, I would sort of ask the tree if it was okay if I hugged it and I would feel their spirit or energy or something give a response back, and then proceed accordingly,” she said.

If you're not convinced these students are 100%, absolutely serious about what they're doing, watch the video below. But be warned — this display of bizarre idiocy cannot be unwatched.

God, please bring our nation back to You and help people escape this perversion.