Halloween Alert! Have You Visited Your Local Costume Sensitivity Consultant?
Halt! Don't leave your dorm room dressed like that without first making a call to your campus costume sensitivity consultant.
Unsure if your costume is going to be more offensive than scary, humorous, or ironic? There's a team of analysts to help you.
According to The College Fix, posters have been hung up around the campus of State University of New York with a list of phone numbers for students to call to have their costumes analyzed for political correctness.
Not to be outdone, Wesleyan University has put up similar posters, asking students to not wear costumes that “mock cultural or religious symbols such as dreadlocks."
And according to UCLA, dressing up like the Kardashians is offensive too. But we already knew that.